That moment when Erik Johnson shows his blonde roots: “Is World Arena the big one with the big ice sheet? Are we playing the Kings on that sheet, do you know?”

Ah, EJ, I think it’s kind of your job to know… or at least pretend.

Even the creeper seems amused by EJ’s blonde moment.

(I can’t stop laughing. This is going to be my new ring tone.)

Thank you, hockey gods. Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you, hockey gods. Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yep, this is what’s going on in my head right now. I live, like, just over a mile from Pepsi Center. I swear, if I don’t hear soon, I’m going over there to find out what’s what.

Yep, this is what’s going on in my head right now. I live, like, just over a mile from Pepsi Center. I swear, if I don’t hear soon, I’m going over there to find out what’s what.

mostlycatsmostly:

(submitted by necessaryveganism)

Ok, so upset, even cute cat pictures aren’t distracting me. EJ, be OK!!!!

mostlycatsmostly:

(submitted by necessaryveganism)

Ok, so upset, even cute cat pictures aren’t distracting me. EJ, be OK!!!!

Oh, godsters, Erik Johnson just hobbled off the ice and limped straight to the dressing room. I can only indicate what’s going on in my head this way:

NooooOOOOoooOOOooooOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, my God! The creeper has already found our new guys!!!!!
I assume this weirdo is an actual reporter, but why does he always get in the shots with the players — none of the other reporters do. And he ALWAYS checks the player up and down.
Creepy.

Oh, my God! The creeper has already found our new guys!!!!!

I assume this weirdo is an actual reporter, but why does he always get in the shots with the players — none of the other reporters do. And he ALWAYS checks the player up and down.

Creepy.