Why don’t jock straps have a back panel? Why is the pouch just connected to the waistband with two straps?

hockeygrrlsandguyz:

hockeyplayerswithpets:

Matt Duchene and his dog, Paisley

(Source: vine.co)

Cutest thing I’ve seen since Erik Johnson reading to kindergartners.

Never forget

Danny B gets a massive bear hug from EJ — neither can let go. Awwww.

Danny B gets a massive bear hug from EJ — neither can let go. Awwww.

Erik Johnson is a Beserker. I pity the Minnesota Wi- ha, ha! I couldn’t even get it out!!

Btw, their spanking the Avs did not endear the team to me. (Or shut me up). I hate them more than ever.

Erik Johnson is a Beserker. I pity the Minnesota Wi- ha, ha! I couldn’t even get it out!!

Btw, their spanking the Avs did not endear the team to me. (Or shut me up). I hate them more than ever.

epoole88:

Hockey Is Back!

To celebrate, here are all my team mascots.  Some old ones. Some new ones. Some revamped ones. I’m happy with the majority, but a few I may rework in the future.  These have been featured (by divisions) on TSN’s blog, BarDown, so maybe you’ve come across them there.  Enjoy! 

You’re talented — you made the Wild look semi-not-stupid. That’s a DIFFICULT  task! (I mean it about the talent.) (Actually, I mean the whole thing.)

C’mon, even Zach Parise looks sickened by the fact that a Christmas tree threw up on him, and he as to wear it like a uniform.

C’mon, even Zach Parise looks sickened by the fact that a Christmas tree threw up on him, and he as to wear it like a uniform.

That moment when Erik Johnson shows his blonde roots: “Is World Arena the big one with the big ice sheet? Are we playing the Kings on that sheet, do you know?”

Ah, EJ, I think it’s kind of your job to know… or at least pretend.

Even the creeper seems amused by EJ’s blonde moment.

(I can’t stop laughing. This is going to be my new ring tone.)

Thank you, hockey gods. Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you, hockey gods. Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yep, this is what’s going on in my head right now. I live, like, just over a mile from Pepsi Center. I swear, if I don’t hear soon, I’m going over there to find out what’s what.

Yep, this is what’s going on in my head right now. I live, like, just over a mile from Pepsi Center. I swear, if I don’t hear soon, I’m going over there to find out what’s what.